Armageddon

Movie: Armageddon

Main Actors: Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Billy Bob Thornton and Liv Tyler

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Passionate Expressions: Not many.

Useless Vulgar Language: Enough to push the PG-13 boundries.

Sex in a Good Light: Nope.

Sex in a Bad Light: Just cause you are engaged does not mean sex is okay yet and Vegas strip clubs will always be considered in this category. The Vegas scene is pretty pointless and easily avoidable. And for the “engaged” scene between Affleck and Tyler, just turn away whenever Affleck tries to get all mushy. While I’m thinking off it, that would be a good thing to do in every movie he is in. Believe me, I’m doing you a favor.

Manly Violence: There was some, it was an “earth about to be destroyed by giant asteroid” movie.

Action Violence: There was some, it was an “earth about to be destroyed by giant asteroid” movie.

Pointless Violence: Didn’t notice any

Manly Rating: B

Scorecard
Cinematography: A
Visual Effects: A
Sound/Score: B+
Story: C
Acting: C

Food to Watch With: WAFFLES!!!

Plot Synopsis: Giant asteroid is coming to destroy the earth and Bruce Willis is all that stands in its way

Review: What can I say about this movie. It’s a popcorn flick. The script was a series of slapstick jokes interrupted by Willis trying to look super-serious, er, normal. The special affects were fun, the adventure was good, there were some laugh out loud moments and even some times that stirred a little emotion. On the flip side, the cheesy moments were off the charts. Sex stuff was thrown in there just to be there and the unified world thing was a bit pushed. Also, I don’t remember everything being so blue

Life Lessons: Ben Affleck might think he’s a hero, but he’s not. He’s just a whiny girl.

Summary: Good movie to watch if you literally have nothing else to do, no kids around, and you don’t mind having your brain overloaded for a couple hours.

Would I Watch This Again: I probably wouldn’t choose it, no.