Movie: Friends With Benefits
Main Actors: Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake
MPAA Rating: R
Passionate Expressions: I didn't see this movie.
Useless Vulgar Language: Honestly, I didn't see it.
Sex in a Good Light: I doubt it.
Sex in a Bad Light: I'm pretty sure that is what this movie is about.
Manly Violence: I don't think Timberlake is capable of manly violence, maybe Kunis is though.
Action Violence: Maybe
Pointless Violence: Probebly not
Manly Rating: F-
Scorecard
Cinematography: NA
Visual Effects: NA
Sound/Score: NA
Story: F
Acting: NA
Food to Watch With: Stay home and have dinner with friends or your wife instead.
Plot Synopsis: Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake do thier own version of "Love and Other Drugs" and "No Strings Attached" to prove to everyone they are just as slutty.
Review: I can hear it now. "You didn't see this movie, how can you judge it". All those dudes out there who are like, "I went to see it cause Kunis is a great actress." or "There was a story behind it, a love story, which you wouldn't know because you didn't see it." Well, I'm going to have the toss the bull**** card your way. That's like saying you go to Hooters for the wings (I cannot tell you how many times I've heard that), its stupid, dis-honest and insulting. Kunis might be a great actress, and who knows, there might be an okay story hidden in there. But that "good" story was not why they made this movie, that is not what they advertised and that is not what people went to see. The obvious point of this movie was sex and sex and sex without consequence. Shame on the studio for producing the movie, shame on the actors for being in it and shame on you if you went to see it. If you didn't go see it for the obvious reasons, try to keep others from going and keep up the good fight staying away from these things. Also, to those that did go: those weren't Kunis's boobs, they were a doubles so you lose twice. Losers.
Life Lessons: If you went to this movie, your life lesson is that you need Jesus.
Summary: I think I've summed it up pretty good
